Nerd Birds

A term used to describe the gayest, lamest, and nerdiest team in all of baseball; the St. Louis Cardinals.

Did you know A-Mart is a Nerd Birds fan? What is she thinking? What a dork!

by 59 Five November 17, 2011

Kiwi Bird

-The rare Reed Irwin found outside Philadelphia
-a bird with a long beak that can smell for miles similar to reed irwin

The famous Reed Irwin / kiwi bird lives in PA.

by DEITZ May 13, 2005

Dirty Bird

A blunt that is filled with all the left over weed from your roaches.

we didn't have enough money to buy a new bag so we decided to roll up a dirty bird.

by Bigblk212 April 29, 2009

scary bird

A person in the LOSB* private members club. *League of Scary Birds. This is an internet-based club, it's the biggest group of TRUE friends in the world, where just about anything goes on any topic from serious to trivial. Ribald humour is de rigeur. A Scary Bird can be male or female.

I was talking on the phone to X, she's a fellow Scary Bird. We're arranging drinks but we'll have to hire a private room, you know how raucous and loud it gets when Scary Birds get together.

by Cheezy Dwarf February 25, 2005

J-bird

Referred to a person who is in and out of jail often. Also used to refer to an asshole; or both combined.

That boy Nassty such a J-Bird.

by DarkAngel22 March 15, 2014

bird asian

You know, those Asian girls who are really skinny, really quiet, dress well, and steal really hot Asian, White, even Black guys from non-bird Asian girls.

Hot Guy: "Dammnnn look at that hot asian chick!"
Non-Bird Asian Girl Next to Him: "Ughhhh!! Fuck that bitch, she's a Bird Asian."

by jarna August 9, 2008

Mother Bird

v. to ejaculate into a partner's mouth. And subsequentally to have them feed it back to them.

You better mother bird for me ho, before I slap you.

by Edalexben March 12, 2008