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concrete asshole 

A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.
Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.
concrete asshole by sr10 June 12, 2018

Lollipop Asshole 

A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.
That girl in the thong has a lollipop asshole.

The Asshole Gaggle 

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.
"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"
The Asshole Gaggle by bunterr August 14, 2018

joeys asshole

This can be very hairy for some when looked at.
This can be used when “joeys asshole is large and hairy”.
joeys asshole by Kookslam69 January 3, 2019

crunchy asshole 

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

Hardened asshole 

A person who due to his bad habits of procrastinating ends up in tough situation but finally make it any how thorough the Conditions Leaving everyone amazed just like a Dark horse
He won't study until the exam is near but he's habituated to that he's a battle hardened asshole.