side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".

Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."

by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

side hot

When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look

*see someone*

Girl one: man that boy is cute

*boy turns*

Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands

by justanotherfandomobsessedgirl January 20, 2015

Side Dipped

1. A dance move; lay on your side then move your hips, your side is being dipped

2. A woman laying in the middle of two men or vice versa (as the middle spoon), each side of him or her is being dipped

Yo man, that girl at the club side dipped, so sick

Dude. We both passed out with Jenny last night... She got side dipped.

by BPash February 7, 2015

Side Stack

When playing DOTA, it's similar to your side hoe. The Stack you play with just to get off.

"Man Jeff and Brian are totally my side stack" said Alex

by wings4eva February 18, 2015

side sugar

Someone you're seeing on the side, not your main relationship

Oh she yo' main squeeze?
Nah man, my side sugar. Just a lil sugar on the side

by Hollasteffie March 8, 2015

sunny side up

To perform this you first must have a boner in a public place. Now if you feel the need to ejaculate but don't want to actually jerk off, just stick your dick under your belt and blow a load right in your belly button, thus the sunny side up

I saw someone so hot today I had to use the sunny side up in my pants. Dick cum belly button

by furgalish March 13, 2015

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015