That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!
by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010
Get the Crankshaft-Walter Turkeymug. by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023
Get the turkeymug. by 1149omirp May 23, 2016
Get the Pepper turkeymug. Timmy- holy buddy don't tell me you did what I think you did with becky you fucking turkey Stuffer
Eric - how did you know?
Eric - how did you know?
by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025
Get the Turkey Stuffermug. by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017
Get the turkey fistmug. by Lucster September 9, 2020
Get the Mojive Turkeymug. A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
Get the Spicy Turkey Twizzlermug.