David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

Special Snowflake Repellent

A chemical used to repel those that are easily offended, banish all weird European films, and replace them with epic bacon and tires.

Snowflake: T R I G G E R E D
Me: Time to get the Special Snowflake Repellent out

by Special Snowflake Repellent August 30, 2019

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

Special Control Unit

A small force of MichalPiwkoMekal's Special Containment Procedures Foundation Security Department which deals with everything from protection to recontainment. The Mobile Task Forces have always had issues with this sub-division due to it's superior nature.

E-11 dickless virgin "fuck special control unit"
scu chad "lol bc we're better"
E-11 "NOO DIVISIONAL DISRESPECT DIVISIONAL DISRESPECT RC HIERARCHY RC HIERARCHY UR BAD"
finleys09 (ex e-11 tfl current asd) snipes the scu with his one shot gun and works on his god complex

by bigman124325 September 28, 2020

Kansas City Special

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

special protein shake

A beverage made by Gerald as he masturbates while thinking about cherries and cumming on Minwoo.

"Hey what are you going to eat tonight?"
"I'm going to eat some of my special protein shake, IT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS!"

by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 15, 2018

Special Agent Oso

A fat fucking animated bear

Special agent oso (fat fucking bear) is on his way to help a child in need!

by Monkeyman972 November 2, 2020