Brandon

One geiy boi

Brandon is you hmmm

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018

Brandon Blegan

An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.

"OMGF ITS A BRANDON BLEGAN RUN LIKE SHIT!!!!"

by The Dozer556 May 15, 2010

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandon Colónialism

When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals

My friends and I hopped down to Tulum for a little weekend Brandon Colónialism

by BigBadBillClinton April 2, 2019

Brandon Gaugh

Don't trust him! Fat, midget size ,small dick. Hangs out on dating and hook up sites while in a relationship! Stalker! Cheap! User! Sneaky! Big lier! Likes to take big long huge shits!

Look there is Brandon Gaugh taking a big shit while hanging out on hook up sites!

by Got the word December 23, 2017