texas tounge fucker

A cumstain that's been in a tube sock for a while.

Derrick you're such a texas tounge fucker!

by Nigerfaggot June 4, 2018

Texas Lane Change

To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.

“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”

by Coolsno September 11, 2022

God Blessed Texas

I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'

First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'

by Death Menace November 14, 2022

Texas Tres Leches

The act of finishing inside all the orifice’s of a woman, respectfully with consent.

I’m about to give her a Texas tres leches.

by tequilamucho April 1, 2022

Texas Chili Bowl

When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.

Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.

by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021

Pink Texas Gold

The only good thing about the Bush family. see Nopehole

Pink Texas Gold would be nice if their father wasn't such a fuck.

by The Joe December 3, 2004

Texas Chili-Bowl

The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.

Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?

Stephanie: I really need a haircut.

Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!

by Cesara June 19, 2008