Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.

Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.

by Shamelessimp February 3, 2021

Band camped

boned in a game of cards. Left in the dust.
Inspired from the movie “American Pie”

Jonas: dude I just lost my savings gambling in Vegas.

Amanda: Dude you got band camped!

by Meatiestloaf June 13, 2020

Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band

Alternate term for music group Boygenius

I saw Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band in concert yesterday!

by Marie-Ange February 22, 2025

Fugazi (band)

One of the most underrated unknown band ever, Started in 87' and ended in 03' because of their insistence on spending more time with their families and pursuing other professional projects. The band members were Ian MacKaye and Guy Picciotto, bassist Joe Lally, and drummer Brendan Canty.

Fugazi (band) is a post-hardcore band from America

by Joe_Dirt August 12, 2022

Band Bus

Many think of the band bus as a place that lacks chaperones. But for many, there is chaperones. The band bus has many opportunities for inside jokes and overhearing strange conversations.

“Let’s play the poop song!”
“No please don’t play the poop song”
“No murder on the band bus!”
“Please stop sacrificing the short kid.”
*concerning screaming*
“Is that the notre dame?”
“No idiot, it burned down”
(The last one happened in California)

by Lil pasketti May 25, 2020

Band Geeks

The best Spongebob episode to have ever been conceived. It aired in season 2 and hasn't been topped ever since. It has the best quotes to be told to one's friend. It also has one of the best endings rocking "Sweet Victory" Infront of a giant stadium. If anyone has another episode as their favorite they are fucking wrong and if they still think they are right tell them to stop talking and leave the premise immediately

Also #RipStephenHillenburg

Person 1(Idiot): Dude I think season 3 had the best episodes of all time
Person 2(not an Idiot): WHAT!? Bro easily Band Geeks is the best episode!
Person 1(still an Idiot): but I like-
Person 2(still not an idiot): Dude just go. just go. there isn't room for people like you here. leave!

by Jottys January 30, 2019