Gf day

It’s January 21! It’s national let your gf give you head day, take your girl to bed and let her suck the absolute shit out your dick or get some Pussy

Baby it’s national gf day,can I take you to bed.

by She ej January 21, 2022

Tit Pic Day

Tit Pic day is the 22nd of every month were if you ask a girl for a Tit Pic they have to send it. You can only ask one girl so they should feel special if you pick them.

“Yo Becky send me a Tit Pic, it’s Tit Pic Day”
“Okay daddy”

by Urdad1738 January 22, 2022

National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022

National grab boob day

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.

dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"

dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"

by tr4nsfreakk May 13, 2022

Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.

Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.

by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022

International Nonce Day

Every year at the 14th of May, its international nonce day

Damn its International Nonce Day. Time to fuck a kid -Bayliss aka the nonce

by HEHE EGG MOUTH NOOOMM May 14, 2022

National hickey day

On may 14 your gf/bf must give you hickeys

Bf: look it’s may 14
Gf: you know what day that is
Bf: NATIONAL HICKEY DAY

by tegan56 May 14, 2022