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I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case
Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you
by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022
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You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.
Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh
by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023
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My person

My male figure in my life that may appear as a friend because that's what it is no matter what the "Status", boy friend or confidant.
Your person is making me steak (winter 2020?) I hit her with a bat because she was with my person then lied on me to the police about being 7 months pregnant (Arora "Melissa" Reyes in July then she sounded like faun schlosser (Rachel Watts sister) in August of 2021 when I returned to my tree spot to get my silver "NEXT" bike Kieth gave me and some other stuff) I just believe the definition of "my person" is complete...not saying I don't have a few other people...sirs and stuff. My person would most likely be a sir too in person!
by Finnly December 6, 2023
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My cute little boy

My cute little boy is the most handsome lovely cute little twink ever. Bryce a cute little man
PersonI love my cute little boy
by Me.Buns July 29, 2023
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i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025
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buzzing in my ear

Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear
by Ray Lafleur May 2, 2024
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My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say
some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded
by georgy177 February 5, 2021
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