Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.

Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

My type of Tonka Truck

“My type of Tonka Truck” is a phrase created by @TheRomaniBanks on X formerly known as Twitter that refers to someone being your type, some fine shit, or your favorite toy to play with. A Tonka Truck is a big body yellow toy dump truck. In this case “Tonka Truck” is slang for a significant other. This phrase in interchangeable and works for all people no matter who or what you identify as.

“Hood, buff, tatted, with a pretty smile… that’s my type of Tonka Truck”

X: “Bro, do you see how fat her ass is???”
y: “That thang move when she walk like a big body Benz & she sexy af. That’s some fine shit”
X: “That’s my type of Tonka Truck 😩”

by 2Sleepy4Dis July 3, 2025

My rage for Urban Dictionary

I wrote something 5010 characters long but the max is 1500 so now I'm angry

Me: grrrrr my rage for urban dictionary is great

Friend: dude chill out

by Sovietunionfurry July 3, 2025

Kiss my foot

A more polite version of "kiss my ass."

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."

by Willbbackup July 4, 2025

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

My Beby

(noun) A very good friend with similar interests or characteristics.

What up My Beby, you down for tonight?

by mybeby July 5, 2025

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.

Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025