Gorilla God Emperor Fredikin the Fucking Tank

A myth and a legend of the Revengers universe most known for snapping away Fatass

I don’t care I’m Gorilla God Emperor Fredikin the Fucking Tank

by Lore Tellers April 10, 2022

Hell Ya Fuck Ya Shit Ya

Or HYFYSY for short. Because why say "hell ya" or "fuck ya" when you can say "HELL YA FUCK YA SHIT YA"!?

Jack: "Dude, I was thinking we'll hit this rooftop bar for happy hour, then crush this dank new Korean fusion spot. How's that sound?"

Brad: "Oh HELL YA FUCK YA SHIT YA!!! I'm in AF!"

by Schroed April 13, 2021

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

by chyler823 May 7, 2021

i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

by somerandomdudewhodoesentgiveaf June 6, 2021

what-da-fuck song

A song that has a very strange meaning, and makes you ponder.

*the song "what's my name again" by blink 182 starts playing, a key example of a what-da-fuck song*
Jim: what the fuck?

by chordie March 22, 2009

ass fuck cunt bitch hoe dickbag

What you say when you stub your toe.

hey, dudE- *stubs toe* ASS FUCK CUNT BITCH HOE DICKBAG!

by pu$$ycuИt November 1, 2018

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023