Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.

"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH

when shit go bad

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

National fuck your math teacher day

November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.

Abby: omg did you really fuck him?

Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?

by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020

Fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the Yiffs

on January 2nd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not. Same as most Fuck a furry days

Person 1: It's fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the yiffs-
person 2: Nonononono not that shit again, i still need therapy from last time
person 2: please, i beg you, please please please
Person 1: You have to.

by Engineer (TF2) April 8, 2021

I'd let him fuck my daughter

A phrase used to describe a stand up man who is attractive and has a grade A personality. Someone who, as a father, you would be thrilled to hear has sex with your daughter regularly with the hopes that he passes down his magnificent genes to your future grandchildren.

Person A: Did you hear about Jason? He's starting a multi-million dollar business while running a non-profit organization that adopts stray and disabled animals.
Person B: man, I'd let him fuck my daughter in a heartbeat!

by Dannyboyyyyyy18 August 26, 2017

I don't give a fuck g

A common exchange between a negro and a gangbanger. Often used needlessly.

Gangbanger:Bob Saget smokes-ah-da reefer.
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by lazirus July 6, 2004

Fuck bitches Get Money Shoot Heroin

1. When one's goal is to fuck as many women and make as much money as possible, while simultaneously getting as fucked up as possible, on any hard street drug.

2. A multi-tasker.

Tonight we will fuck bitches get money shoot Heroin. We will be very busy.

by LeopoldStotch911$$ December 27, 2009