ass goblin

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.

Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

bitch ass nigganess

When yousa bitch, and it prevents you from doing things you would like to do.

You want to ask jamie for her number, but your bitch ass nigganess will not let you.

by SavageBestDoinit July 30, 2015

Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks

Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver

by nit.sh June 4, 2019

bitch ass nigger

American people

Bitch ass niggers refer to American people because United States is full of niggers.

by All women are bitch ass cunts June 15, 2024

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023

ASS TUNNEL

When you double penatrate the anus to where you can stick your head in there ass through there pussy and play peekaboo

I jacob went through gracies ASS TUNNEL and played peekaboo with the audience

by Haydens words November 5, 2020

Uneven Ass

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.

Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?

by Professional3rdWheeler April 3, 2022