1 2 Buckle my shoe

1 2 Buckle my shoe is a meme that originates from fortnite Tik-Toker edmondx. The video starts with edmondx going to the camera saying "Come over here! Come over here!"
Then showing of his shoes from Nike singing "1 2 Buckle my shoe! 3 4 Buckle some more! 5 6 Nike Kicks!" In a kid-like
voice. Then him complimenting his singing "Yo bro that was so fire!"

It doesn't have a meaning to it.

Have you seen the 1 2 Buckle my shoe video?

by The Gen z/Alpha mind December 27, 2024

Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024

Poopy in my nappy

Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

by ChuckChuckGoof December 29, 2024

My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

Stealing my contribution

It isn't the consequences of my actions

Hym "And the consequences of stealing my contributions is one of you kids."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2025

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025