Christian

A amazing guy. He is a great boyfriend. He is always there to make sure you are okay. If your ever sad he will give you a hug until your smiling. He is a really funny guy. He always finds a way to make you laugh or feel better when you are upset. He is the kind of guy that you want to spend all your time with and he makes you feel like you are the most important girl in the world. He is greatly loved by his girlfriend and she will do anything for him.

hey do you know who that is?
Yeah that's Christian he is a really funny dude.

by Hatty Hatington June 21, 2017

Christian hamid

The biggest bulla who’s boyfriend is Jakob he wants d in his mouth he loves to suck on big black ds because hes gay like his brother Jaden no matter what you do he will always be the biggest bulla you’ll know

Christian hamid: hi I’m the world biggest bulla

by Trini god August 16, 2024

christian the latrine

Go to take a piss

First I gotta Christian the latrine

by Christianthelatrine November 7, 2020

CHRISTIAN DIMASO

GOD

PERSON 1: WHO IS CHRISTIAN DIMASO
PERSON 2: A GOD

by LIL BOY WITH NAME BIG COCK March 16, 2021

Fort Worth Christian

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?

A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"

by don'ttrytoreachme September 8, 2021

Christian Central Academy

A school that treats white females like angels, other females like humans, white males like dogs, and other males like donkeys.

You hear of all the 11th grade girls at Christian Central Academy getting pregnant?

by Aaron Canales December 15, 2021

Christian

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plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
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whalelike

"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023