North Carolina dEcA

Do not be fooled. dEcA is not a high school club, it is a way of life. A cult. If you join dEcA, you might as well forget about life in itself. dEcA fools children into believing that it's a marketing club. That could not be more inaccurate. dEcA is the gateway to an obsessive and exclusive life that towers over regular mortals (people not in dEcA). Annually, the members of dEcA meet at the epiphany of cultism: ICDC-- the ultimate test of ones humanity. It is labeled as dEcA's, "international competition," but regular functioning humans can see through this bs. ICDC is the place where one goes, only return as a part of a communist group otherwise known as: dEcA. Although ICDC can cost up to $5000 for some states, the flashy locations of ICDC (such as Orlando) lure innocent children in. However, on rare occasions, you can find a dEcA state officer. These people vary, they are either people who do dEcA for the college app, or people who have conversations that are 88% made up of dEcA. You have been warned. Stay away. Share the truth.

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"

by Baller oh March 20, 2019

North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.

“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre

by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018

North Florida Double Decker

The north Florida double decker is when I one gets a DUI and is responsible for an abortion before the age of 18.

Yeah bro Aidan is grounded rn for pulling off a north Florida double decker. Won’t be seeing him for a while.

by FinnS726 January 25, 2021

North Surrey Secondary

A school in the lower mainland in the City of Surrey. Mostly filled with asians and has white girls that think they “all that” when really they are just privileged little girls that travel in groups and talks shit about eachother. NSSS is strong in the performing arts and has good teachers for the most part.

“Did you see those group of white girls with badly died hair?”
“Yeah, they must be from North Surrey Secondary”

by BoujeeBitty03 June 8, 2021

North Dakota Pipeline

The North Dakota Pipeline is a sexual act during anal sex where a woman takes a bunch of laxatives and the man will to finish before they take effect. This originates from the Keystone oil spill in North Dakota. Not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline.

Tom tried the North Dakota Pipeline and was not able to finish in time to avoid the mess....Too bad for Tom.

by Sweede1996 June 14, 2018

Anchor Bay North

Kids who say they wanna fight but ain’t like that.

Fastest kid in Michigan goes there.

Nice teachers and good coaches.

Anchor Bay North Has a kid that has burners and his Braydon Kloeb and all the rest need to get on his level.

by NotBraydonKloeb October 13, 2021

Callum North

a sex demon sent by the devil himself

dam is that the Callum North sent to destroy me

by therealboogeyman April 29, 2020