Pool Noodle 

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

Pool Noodle by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Milking noodles 

To give and or receive a handjob from a hanging position;
To remove spaghetti sauce from a noodle by pinching the top with your fingers and sliding down to get the sauce off.

As she was milking noodles the sauce came out :)

Milking noodles by The real Jacob M October 10, 2021

Danger noodle 

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3

Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!

Danger noodle by nari!<3 October 13, 2021

earth noodle 

A worm

After the rain, all the earth noodles came out of the dirt.

earth noodle by BTSARMY613 December 17, 2021

Mc Noodled

A meth head doing the face tweak and jerking their limbs wildly.

Man, that dude on the corner looks likes he's been Mc Noodled.

Mc Noodled by Car eyes January 1, 2022

tail noodles 

a tail made out of noodles

dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”

tail noodles by penis pasta January 8, 2022

Wet noodle 

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

Wet noodle by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022