blows goat booty

Refers to something a person is not happy about or something that is not fair. Is used much the same way as sucks or blows.

Working on the weekend blows goat booty!

by solaroil September 26, 2009

Dirty Blow Pop

The act of felatio as perfomed by one female upon a penis that has another woman's vaginal juices on it from recent intercourse.

Angie was really wanting to blow me, but Karen and I had just had sex a few hours ago, so I gave her a Dirty Blow Pop

by NavyNuke August 25, 2008

Cincinnati Blow Back

When you shit into someones mouth and they try to blow it back up the persons poop tube

Joan was overcome with joy that Steve didn't miss a drop when giving her a Cincinnati Blow Back.

by GRIM_CARNAGE April 13, 2009

Roadside Blow-out

While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.

"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"

"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."

by Scott Tenemen April 7, 2010

Blow Me Charlie

The eniglish way to say OMG (oh my god)

OHH blow me charlie me moomzie will be out late tonight.

by Alfred Moota February 25, 2009

Blow The Doors Off

V. -the act or action of absolutely decimating an object, person, place, or thing.

"Were about to blow the doors off this party"

"Hey, wanna come over tonight"
"Yeah, i'm gonna blow your doors off"

"I shouldn't have eaten all those tacos last night dude, I just blew the doors off that toilet"

"We literally Blew the doors off the condo"

"Bro did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Dude, I blew her fucking doors off"
"Suh"
"Dude Suh"

by The Original Dirty Goat May 30, 2016

the toothless blow job

a proper blow job without using your teeth.

dude i got the toothless blow job last night and it was amazing.

by ughhboredhehe February 14, 2009