The biggest cock I have ever seen it is the most amazing thing to ride it is so big I cant even fit it in me. His cock is so big that when it is hard you cant tell if it is the Burj Khalifa or his penis.
by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022
This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.
by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022
Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/
If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??
If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??
by Nadrojboi December 31, 2022
Person A: Aye man, you seen that guy?
Person B: Yeah, didn't he have a cancelled Nick Jr. Show
Person A: Oh, that's a Jordan, we see him a lot near trash cans
Person B: Yeah, didn't he have a cancelled Nick Jr. Show
Person A: Oh, that's a Jordan, we see him a lot near trash cans
by THasseekid1213 April 11, 2019
Jordan is a tall, funny, loving, kind young woman who is the best friend you will ever have. she has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, she will listen to you and help you is you have a problem. if you have a friend/best friend/girlfriendnamed Jordan keep them close as hell trust me its worth it
by PPUUSSSSYYYY October 23, 2019
Isn’t complete without Grover or Nathan. Baseball is life and has a very close relationship with his mom. Goes to WAK-e-nac as well
by IEF June 04, 2019
The sexiest cunt alive. Jordans get all the bitches. If u see a Jordan with blue eyes, brown hair, and a nice beard. Take him and don’t let him go. He’s the biggest sex god there is. Can make you cum in just 2 seconds of his fat huge cock inside you. Jordan’s are the best. Go and get you’re very own Jordan now.
by Beep beep123 November 22, 2021