we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Chop of a Human

When an individual is absolutely disgusting in any way shape or form

That chick is so hein she is a literal chop of a human

by Chooch_Inspired June 17, 2023

Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot

Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor

by yessssssssssssssssssssssssss00 June 13, 2022

Human trafficking

The act of recruiting, transporting, transferring, harboring, or receiving individuals through the use of force, deception, or other forms of coercion for the purpose of exploitation.

"The authorities rescued several victims of human trafficking who were being held captive and forced to work in a factory under exploitative conditions."

by stratoo April 19, 2024

Human Molotov

The act of drinking a large amount of gasoline (BRAND NEW REFERENCE) then lighting your mouth on fire and jumping off a building.

Bro did you see that dude do the Human Molotov at the Carcass concert?! That was fucking metal bro.

by BRANDNEWYAYAYA July 20, 2025

Human Squirt Gun

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants

"My girlfriend is Human Squirt Gun in bed"

by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020

Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.

I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!

by DumbFxck April 23, 2024