Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are
"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU
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rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 12, 2023
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First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men
To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve
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First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men
To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve
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To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve
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Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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