Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

Neon Afro Horse

A one legged horse, that lives in the Amazon Rain Forest. It dwells in caves below the moist ground of the rainforest feeding on mostly roots and worms. The Neon Afro Horse is believed to be a myth but sightings and photographs of it when it emerges in the spring prove the myth to be a reality. The blood of the Neon Afro Horse is neon colored. If the blood is harvested from the horse it can provide everlasting life. The only way to kill the Neon Afro Horse is to shave off its Afro. Once its Afro is shaven it looses its Neon Blood and falls helplessly to the ground. The population of the Neon Afro Horse is abundant but recent numbers have declined do to poaching.

A one legged horse with an Afro (mostly brown though albinos do exist) instead of hooves it has toes. The blood of the horse is neon, which is the equivalent of drinking from the fountain of youth or holy grail.

Neon Afro Horse!

by Jbobfern December 28, 2009

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

See a man about a horse

It means to politely excuse yourself from a situation to go to the restroom or buy a drink. It originated from men disappearing to go bet on horse or dog races. See a man about a dog means the same thing.

The earliest confirmed publication is the 1866 Dion Boucicault play Flying Scud in which a character knowingly breezes past a difficult situation saying, "Excuse me Mr. Quail, I can't stop; I've got to see a man about a dog." In a listing for a 1939 revival on the NBC Radio program America's Lost Plays, Time magazine observed that the phrase is the play's "claim to fame".

During Prohibition in the United States, the phrase see a man about a horse was most commonly used in relation to the consumption or purchase of alcoholic beverages.

by Coweyes February 21, 2013

Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS)

Horse Gum Syndrome also referred to as HGS, is a condition pertaining to both male and female homosapiens in which their gums are overexposed when he or she smiles. Usually considered an unattractive trait.

11 out of 11 Dentists recommend that people inflicted with Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS) floss 5 times a day to prevent gum disease.

by Craig Schreiber February 8, 2008

1 man 1 horse

A video that has a man getting a horse and shoving the horse's penis in the man's asshole. The man died the next day because the horse's dick was so long that it ripped the man's colon open.

Dude 1- Yo man, we should watch 1 man 1 horse
Dude 2- That's fucked up man, the guy died from that shit!

by hoopla_69 October 22, 2013

Getting Crazy Horsed

Getting Crazy Horsed:
Getting crazy horsed refers to a sexual move when a person sticks his/her penis into their partners nose and sprays theres seed into their partners nose. The semen then drips out of the partners nose and into there mouth. When this happens the giver must yell "YOU'VE BEEN ...CRAZY HORSED" in order for the move to be complete. All semen must be swallowed in order for the move to be completed.

Grant: "Hey I invented a new sexual move, its called getting crazy horsed"

Matt: "What is getting crazy horsed"

Grant: "Want to find out?"

by TedKennedy1856 July 9, 2010