by Greg Adams April 23, 2019
An Irish idiot dumbass, who is a leprauchaun midget that is obsessed with Fortnite, eating "family dinners", and masturbation.
by Senator Lonsdale February 12, 2018
Sweet guy, dresses like a minion for his job, likes chocolate covered raisins, hates driving for ten hours straight, likes doing outdoorsy shit, like kayaking and jumping out of trees. He’s good speller apparently. Doesn’t like wearing shoes outside. Has a fat ass.
by Princessconsuelobananahammock July 01, 2020
White straight male with gay tendencies at which is suppressed through radical acts (defecating in a field, snorting cocaine, etc.) and having sexual intercourse with females without consent.
Man 1: Yo bro this girl last night got it bad.
Man 2: Did you get consent though?
Man 1: Nah
Man 2: Bro you just pulled a Jared Daniels lol
Man 2: Did you get consent though?
Man 1: Nah
Man 2: Bro you just pulled a Jared Daniels lol
by bjake February 27, 2020
A person that stops every five minutes to get his dick wet with his girlfriend while out with male friends
Guy1 stops and starts kissing his girlfriend
Guy2 “I don’t like guy1 especially when he keeps stopping”
Guy3 “yeah he’s such a Daniel Sanderson”
Guy2 “I don’t like guy1 especially when he keeps stopping”
Guy3 “yeah he’s such a Daniel Sanderson”
by BDAY2 December 21, 2017