Brandon

To hate on someone or something .

He was so Brandon when he saw that bar-b-que.

by Elcuhhhh October 10, 2021

brandon

the anal guy

brandon LOVES anal and makes all the gals happy with his giant dick

i really wish my boyfriend was like brandon

by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023

Brandon

One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.

Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!

by sulla123 November 27, 2021

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.

Brandon just stole my bagel dude!

by DonutDealer April 22, 2022

Brandon

The big stinky

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.

by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021

Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.

Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.

by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021