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toilet bombed

when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.

It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.
::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.
by ThatsWhatVBSaid December 4, 2009
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glamour bomb

Expressions of pure emotion devoid of social connotations. Examples: a slip of paper on your friend's or a stranger for that matter windshield reading "Dance like no one is watching" or some other such quip, some forms of grafitti often with an existential "lets all get along" vibe, an envelope mailed to your lover with a note reading "BANG!" and glitter that falls out all over when s/he opens it......

ask around, someone can give you a good idea
~~~~**~~~~
~~~~~****~~~~~
~~*~~!BANG!~~*~~
~~~~~****~~~~~
~~~~**~~~~


Majick is real: Simply Believe

FAERIES EXIST

ABOVE ALL ELSE BEAUTY

Somebody wishes they could hug you today
by agent_tremble December 1, 2003
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Sager Bomb

Named after world renouned Devin Sager, The Sager Bomb is a mormon party drink consisting of a shot of grape juice, dropped into 6 oz. of Sprite.
Dude I got so wasted on Sager Bombs last night
by J-Town01 January 23, 2009
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Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.
D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"
by Lil pepp June 20, 2014
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Email Bomb

E-Mail bombing is when some one uses a program to send hundreds of Junk or random emails to another person. You can block this person but they may just create another email address to E-Mail Bomb you.
Friend: yo what's up man?
Victim: not much man, i just got email bombed.
Friend: damn, that sucks.
Victim: yeah, they sent 250 emails.
by cooldude101 June 3, 2008
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whey bomb

A delicious drink comprised of the following ingredients:

1/2 pound of whey protein
1 dozen raw eggs
1 infant fetus
1-2 placentas (you choose)
1/2 gallon of midget blood

Blend, chill, and serve.
"I just found out I have AIDS....I need a whey bomb."
by Humdinger April 6, 2008
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phone bombing

commenting, posting, and tagging someone excessively on facebook because you know they have phone notifications turned on and wish to FLOOD their phone with txt messages
We did some epic phone bombing of Drew's girlfriend last night. She is going to have SO many txts when she wakes up!
by Omar Churchill November 10, 2011
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