Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.

I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.

by Hail Steven January 7, 2021

home town hero

A girl/guy from a persons home town whom they "hook up" with in their home town when away from their current place of living (specifically in reference to returning to a parents home from college)

I'm going to home this weekend I hope my home town hero Samantha is there so we can slam

by jkirby2 July 24, 2011

Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.

“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner”

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”

by emo_scientist November 8, 2022

home honcho

A person who bosses everyone around a household in a overly controlling manner.

The Home Honcho says I can’t leave the home until the cats stop teasing the dog!

by Jojo1977 June 26, 2021

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

Saral Home

A warm rug underfoot, comfy throws, vibrant cushions. The one that knows your style and gives you just what you need for fuss-free, simple living.

“Trading in my crazy weekend plans for the cozy Saral Home life.”

by Saral Home November 25, 2021

A Home

A home is a place with a goofy looking cup that has an important message on it.

“Do you have a silly, kinda ugly looking cup with an important message on it in your home?”

“No haha, that’s weird!”

“Then it’s not a home.”

by Thelivingdictionaryyesitsme April 6, 2024