When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.
Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."
Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016
Get the warm canadian mug.Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"
by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024
Get the Canadian Masturbation mug.One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.
I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.
by Quarantine Improv December 3, 2021
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Get the I am Canadian mug.When a guy lays in a river edge while his buddy shits in his open mouth all the while hold a beaver pelt and being extremely polite.
by Joey Delu April 26, 2022
Get the Canadian Shore Lunch mug.When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.
Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016
Get the Canadian Cousin mug."My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."
by opinionatedash February 17, 2024
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