Beach Pirate

Typically roaming the halls of the flip, beach pirates find their natural habitat in the harry potter closet. They prance, dance, and trump all day long. Derived from the somalian word beeatch periatez. Can often be spotted on the beaches of california, hawaii, texas, louisiana and ¿new mexico? I guess...even though they don't have a beach?

Dude, that is a shibbystastic beach pirate!

Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.

There is a beach pirate in the flip!

Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!

by brrenlissa! December 9, 2011

billie eilish pirate baird oconnell

a loved singer & song writer that saved my life so many times & i am forever grateful for her.

billie eilish pirate baird oconnell saved me

by eilivsh July 16, 2022

Sappy Pirate

When you use tree sap as lube to finger someone’s butthole until they tell you where the buried treasure is

Arrr, I’m going to give you the sappy pirate!

by Jackoff Sparrow June 14, 2020

pirate circus

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.

That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.

by Satinstains January 3, 2020

pirate

A guy who, is thirsty trying to holler at every chick he see's.

that will have sex with any female he talk's to regardless if she's is a -1 or 10 .
he doesn't respect the "game". he will say anything to a women just to have

sex with her, even if what he say's Doesn't make Sense.

(pirate)" damn lil mama you thicker than goverment Cheese

by jewleyouse January 31, 2014

Gay Pirates

When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.

Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES

by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021

Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

by direwolf December 3, 2014