hug-hijacker

Someone who swiftly steps in between two other people who are about to embrace, so dat HE gets da hug from one of da starry-eyed squeezers instead of da hug's intended recipient.
Being a habitual hug-hijacker may indeed feel hilarious to you personally, but to avoid distressed feelings, you should always make sure dat (1) you know both people involved fairly well, and are already on hugging terms wif dem yourself, and (2) said couple presently has enough time for said horsing around, and was not simply needing to just "share a quick lovey" before rushing off in separate directions, and (3) da occasion is merely a moderately-casual encounter --- i.e., da two cuddlebugs are not in da middle of a tragedy or other stressful situation where da hug was meant for emotional comforting, moral support, etc., and thus it is not something to be made light of.
by QuacksO February 06, 2023
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eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.
In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.
by Billdoe February 19, 2021
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eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given with a pierce of ice in the givers mouth.
One hot summer day I was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden my wife gave me an Eskimo mouth hug.
by Billdoe February 19, 2021
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Cheerful hug

When someone approaches their partner and gives them a 'hug' in a cheerful, purposeful, and enthusiastic manner. Can also be used to describe a really great blow job.
"I just recieved the most cheerful hug in my life."
by dumpling765 December 20, 2019
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Hallway Hug

The moment where random people (in front of you) decide to hug like they'll never see each other again.

This results in them getting in your way and you possibly tripping over them.
Erick: Aww! Sarah!!
Sarah: Erick!

*Long embrace*
You: WTF *trip* AAAH!!

Sarah: See you next period!!!
You: What is with this Hallway Hug!!!
by Sonny2607 February 22, 2012
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To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!
by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024
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Happy Hug

A hug that gives you a boner.
I'm so embarassed. My crush gave me a hug, and it accidentally became a happy hug.
I tried my best to hide it.
by BoxerJoe August 29, 2017
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