A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virginmug. A person who has engaged in sexual, but throughout time has chosen to be sexual only with themselves; whether do or lack of satisfaction, frequency, or guilt from a 3rd party.
How long has it been since you have sex, been so long technically I'm a reborn again virgin. Lol that's wack buddy.
by Otisdgonahurt September 13, 2021
Get the Reborn again virginmug. You are a backpack virgin when you lose your virginity just because you are rich or famous.A lot of people have this like: The BackPackKid, Jojosiwa, Jake Paul, Royalistiq and many more.
by lolmeneervandeeheidha June 25, 2020
Get the backpack virginmug. We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024
Get the virgin sexmug. Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
Get the more than one virgin of the storymug. 
person A: hey did you see those innocent virgin clits?
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic
by Dumbassbitchhh November 14, 2020
Get the innocent virgin clitsmug.