Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.

by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

closet time

when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.

A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night

B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time

by god of derp October 3, 2011

Tacurd Time

The moment you have to poop (turd) after eating too many tacos.

I had two tacos from Taco Bell for lunch. It’s almost tacurd time.

by BHH November 16, 2018

Joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, are engaged with humorous activities or discourse.

Lulu ''you mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat without me?''
Gavin ''yeh I'll invite you quick before you get fomo''

by Alialias July 27, 2017

slurpin’ time

when it’s time to consume a lotta shit in not a lotta time; suckin sum up like gogurt

girl: should i spit or swallow?

guy: swallow, i can’t get a cumstain on these sheets

girl: oh then it’s MUTHAFUCKIN SLURPIN’ TIME 🦶🏿😫🅱️

by pickle juice 😩 January 15, 2019

cheeto time

The time that you are going Cheeto mode

It’s Cheeto time

by Awwwwwwwwwwww snap January 16, 2019