by shedge June 9, 2022
Get the andrew swerdlinmug. Andrew is an interesting guy... Always seems to say the most inappropriate things and brings second hand embarrassment for his friends. Not really too good at anything but tries hard anyways. Kinda awkward around the ladies and can't seem to find his true soulmate. The only ones he can trust are all mostly guys.
by dababy.com May 14, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. Ever met someone who feels like one in a billion? Someone whose presence feels irreplaceable in life? A person who touches the deepest corners of your heart and adds joy, fun and laughter to your days? That someone is Andrew. Andrew is an extremely rare species, perhaps from another planet or another galaxy altogether. Legends have claimed that he was born in the Southern Island of New Zealand and has lived in multiple different countries so far. He’s a frequent flier, a Guinness book of world records record holder, an awesome orator and excellent poet and writer. His articulation skills are unbeatable and so are his skills at planning amazing itineraries that maximize his time in a given location. He is like a genie, wish sincerely and he can reach to your doorstep from anywhere in the world, within 24 hours! He defies the impossible by looking and actually being like a 16 year old, despite this biological age. He is cuddly and a child at heart. He loves shopping especially getting treats and fruits. He has amazing eyes and a smile to die for. People kill to be his friend and he makes sure none of his friends or friend’s friend ever has to celebrate their birthday alone. He is genuine and also a genius :)
by GroverSnow May 6, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. These rare specimens are very Irish and only look up to one person in life, Connor Mcgreggor. He is god to them because they like to ask like him round school and like to see them self as absolute weapons. Aswell as this they have very very fit mothers, usually known as Mary.
Plz watch out for these specimens because I assure you, that you do not want to meet someone as built as them
Plz watch out for these specimens because I assure you, that you do not want to meet someone as built as them
by ???i wonder who April 23, 2019
Get the St. Andrews Placermug. by Andrewism4Life May 5, 2021
Get the Andrewismmug. A person who is short and has a skin tone of an individual who spent way too much in the sun becoming burnt as fuck. He has an 20-pack and is sexually attracted to short white women who have red hair. People say he is homosexual when really just likes to touch anyone including animals and mainly childrens.
by P Diddy luver 69 July 28, 2024
Get the Andrewmug. by SonicElectro May 30, 2023
Get the Andrewmug.