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Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.
by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024
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Jake's mom

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore
by Mrppman April 27, 2020
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Jake hands

When your hands are small af
Dang he got jake hands
by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019
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jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.
friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking
by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023
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Jake Cooper

Jake Cooper , a tall man , no a very tall man. A man who where he walks woman follow he looks like he takes steroids but don’t worry he’s el’ natural
OMG, look at that unit , he looks like a proper jake cooper
by Dragonslayer56 October 3, 2021
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Jake

Look there it’s Jake.”
“Wet bean.”
by Dry bean33 October 8, 2019
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Jake

Jake is the best boy you can face. You will be friends in quite a few days or if a girl, fall in love with him. He's very talented! He's an artist and a musician. Jake probably plays piano. He's cool, atlethic, muscular and likes perfection. Jake is never angry and always solves problems.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake.
Girl: Imagine he was with me.
boy 1: He's to cool!
by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021
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