Great news

/ɡrāt n(y)o͞oz/
phrasal adjective

• when a correction as been made on a previously incorrect statement.

• when offering information that blatantly contradicts a previous statement to correct it.

• in response to an uncalled for statement or comment of either the absurd or scary nature.

Example 1
Sarah: I thought we weren’t getting a new update until next month?

Sarah: *after checking* Great news, it’s actually this Tuesday.

Example 2
tumblrpost#384: I read that the sky is red.

tumblrpost#384: Great news, it is not.

Example 3
tumblrpost384: A reminder that eating a carrots does not lead to immortal life.

forumuser544: immortal life is simply a vacuum in space that leaves you feeling cold and alone for the rest of eternity
tumblrpost#384: great news

by DandDood September 27, 2022

Great News!

When a wild Ralph and or chase is on another planet

Omg where am I... *post on private story “great news!”

by Rmillerdude September 04, 2019

great-grandnephew-by-marriage

Spouse's great-grandnephew.

My great-grandnephew-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 26, 2023

The great kill yourself incident of 2019

In the year of 2019 also known as the second year of the pre Ethan era (pee for short) the gang were playing some pubg. They threw sand clod at each other and Scott and Devin got into a fight about if an sand clod hit him or not. After two minutes define faggot ass left so zach, being a great person sent Devin a picture of a sand clod and a baby crying. Then Devin showing his great respect for life replied "you should seriously consider killing yourself." He then got back in the call 10 minutes later because he has no shame. Shout out to Devin and Zach to losing to opens btw.

The great kill yourself incident of 2019 really messed with me, it was so deep.

by Ibryoboi August 21, 2022

Jeffery was great

Jeffery was great is that one guy who never achieved anything in life and wrote mean shit about a certain group of people on this website

Hubert: hey look that's Jeffery was great
Lia: Ugh, I hate that guy

by GShadowee March 17, 2020

great imperia

NO LORE! A mystical holiday, place, event, and even girl. Every 3-4 weeks, make sure you go.

Oh no, it’s the great imperia next Friday! Be prepared.

by higayo gladiator November 02, 2023

Great Imperia

A biweekly occurrence. Could be an event, a place, or even a girl. There is no lore, the Great Imperia just is always there. Make sure you prepare yourself.

Oh no, are you ready for the Great Imperia next Friday?

by higayo gladiator November 02, 2023