Triple Point Shit

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium

Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!

by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024

Slay Points

A counter showing how much you slay. Made by me and a friend.

Joshua: I got 132.67 slay points just now! I have 564,943 now!
Hudson: Cool!
Me: I have 631,643. I tie my friend at 1st.

by DaCuberz December 19, 2023

Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.

Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead

by Phill Latio November 3, 2008

Barney point

top hangout for junkies and eshay cunts. the shithole of central Queensland. Your likely to step on a used needle at good ole Barney point

Fuck ive stepped on a needle
Thats Barney point for ya

by ripbarneypointbeach March 24, 2021

Cock Point

To hold someone at cock point is to rack back your foreskin to put cum in the chamber and then fire it off in a firehose-like fashion.

Multiple projectiles can be used besides cum such as birdshot, anal beads, etc. if inserted through the anus.

"Watch out buddy! I got you at cock point!"

>Racks back foreskin

"I got a family! Don't do it!"

by Theoremist January 27, 2024

Three point shooter

A man who bends wrists in an effeminate way.

When I went home for thanksgiving dinner my mom could see I was a three point shooter.

by MissMollySue February 7, 2020

Slay Points

An imaginary meter showing how much you slay. The highest (1st and 2nd) slay points are for the founder, my friend, and the co-founder, me, with the number in the example. Tip: You gain 0.0025 to 0.01 slay points a second for doing nothing.

Me: *gets 300 slay points for doing homework* Yes... 300 out of 634,257.381 in total.

by DaCuberz December 20, 2023