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Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.
Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.
by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015
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Band In China

An actual piece of shit movement that tries to boycott Apple Inc.,some of the most famous airlines,some auto manufacturers,JYP Entertainment, and others because they are allegedly kowtowing to P.R.C Government.
Band In China? That shitty movement?
by 25DC November 1, 2019
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Band Kid

That kid who keeps fucking up the drums. Or the memer who keeps memeing for memes. Atleast he is the normal kid who plays the sexaphone for fun, or the trombone(GET IT!?!?!?!?)
That Band Kid hurts my earts with the rumset, he keep FUCKING IT with his sticks
AYO BRO WANT 2 PLAY DA GAME 2MORROW WITH FRENDS. LOL BRUH UWU in 3AM gone wrong i died rip. THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. SHADOW IS A BITCH MOTHERF---- HE ****** AND PISSED

I love the sexaphone, espiacially the trumpbone
by qertuipasdfghjklzxcvbnm April 14, 2022
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by phoebeebebebbebeee August 1, 2023
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Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both
1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits
by DT8 November 6, 2021
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Lad bands

Any band consisting of all or mainly lads that write songs with an often slightly raunchy nature.
They're like boy-bands, but not shit.
Some examples of Lad bands are:
Arctic monkeys
The Fratellis
Fountains of Wayne
by The faces of Farhad December 15, 2017
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band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation
She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch
by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021
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