26th September

The 26th September is national love-your-bf-day.
Show him how much you love him, by giving him a bj

Gf : Hey babe What day is ist today ?

Bf : Heyy, ist 26th September …
Gf : lay down babe

Bf : you will get a new hairstyle today babe

by TS Love September 26, 2022

September 11th

National Kiss ur bf day

Jess: Hey u kissing him on September 11th
Lucy: huh why
Jess: cus it’s National kiss your boyfriend day

by Bigjuicyballslol September 10, 2022

September 5th

The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.

(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...

by wi4mmm February 24, 2023

September 28th

If you were born on september 28th are going to get some good blowjob from someone born in the summer

Justin: September 28th. It’s my birthday

Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)

by elzainwonderland January 21, 2020

No Smoke September

fucking smoke not today

no smoke september fuckign

by lovedieslessd December 3, 2020

september 24

ID LITERALLY SLAP A KYLY RIGHT NOW AND SHE CAN KISS HER BF BOOTY

when September 24 is the day you slap a hoe

by anonymous November 23, 2021

September 8th

Show your love and appreciation to your girl best friend and spend that day with them.Make them feel loved and do some fun things together!

Johnny:What should I do today?

Sammy:You should show your girl best friend your appreciation for them today!it is September 8th

by Hatsune_miku..13 September 7, 2021