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Sarah Allen

super attractive blond girl with dreamy brown eyes
boy 1: “AYO do you know Sarah Allen?”

boy 2: “yeah bro she’s fine asl
by crimsoncatana July 8, 2021
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Sarah

A "sarah" is a person whom likes to give head to UNEXPECTING STRANGERS?!?!?!? to only later give an unwanted vasectomy ( unless it's more than two inches, she cannot handle more than two inches)

If you see a sarah in the wild RUN unless it's more than two inches, she will split into multiple people and scatter into the darkess of night....
boy 1: I almost got sarahed last night, but luckily my penis was 10 inches long
boy 2: my name is sarah...
by TacoMan August 8, 2022
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Sarah

Someone who the best woman ever. She has the ability to make anyone happy and feel loved even on the worst of days. She is so smart, talented, funny, kind, and SO CUTE! I love you Sarah F
Hey are you not feeling well?
Yeah.
I know that Sarah can help!
by Jwharris44 August 16, 2022
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Sarah

An obese cloven hooved woman who bathes in gravy and identifies as a shit pig.
by Imnotwrongtrustme August 20, 2022
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Sarah

Someone who is quirky but in the good way. Overall someone who is nice and you were glad to meet. She’s just a really good person and a tad bit Sus but hey it’s normal I guess.
by NJNCJDRCO September 11, 2022
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Sarah Lynn Sober

Going sober for 9 months and celebrating with a bender on a low tolerance.
“Yeah I’m going sarah lynn sober.”
by Georgia Johnson September 19, 2022
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Virtue Signal Sarah

A person, usually a white woman, who presents themselves as ultra liberal on social media, self-identifies as a vegan, leftist, feminist (loves labels), usually has lots of tattoos as it is part of their curated woke / progressive / punk-rock identity (costume). These people are very active on IG and are constantly posting and reposting virtue signals to compensate for not knowing who they are or what they stand for, living for affirmations from like-minded friends.

These people are so thirsty for that dopamine rush of a ‘view’ or ‘like’ that they rarely check sources and vet what they’re actually posting, and often repost things that aren’t factual, or in-line with progressive ideology. But do not dare call them out on it. These people will challenge authorities, governments, the police, via Instagram, but if you challenge THEM to be better, they will get flustered, break down, name call, and un-follow you. Mind you, these people are only "activists" online. They almost never participate in real life direct action.

These people tend to pursue careers as social workers or therapists, and are very public about it — also part of their woke ensemble to "do good in the world (because I'm a good person and I need you to know that)". The truth is that they are insecure and immature people who are grasping for identity. They are usually privileged in that they are white and receive financial support from their parents, well past their 20's and 30's.
Oh boy, another Virtue Signal Sarah (VSS) re-posting more Black Lives Matters content than all my Black friends combined.
by leaveye September 23, 2022
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