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space russian

noun,

The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.

Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
by Xylergeist February 6, 2014
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Russian road-head

Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"
by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021
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Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.
"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.
by Cynical non-American March 31, 2022
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Russian Rumbler

A fine cocktail composed of milk mango and peach vodka conjured up by Mikhail Gorbachev in his final year at Moscow International School of Politics.
I am gasping for a Russian Rumbler right now.
Mother Teresa this Russian Rumbler tastes like a milky mango masterpiece.
Have an empty tumbler? Why not fill it with a Russian Rumbler?
by SilentRighteous May 20, 2020
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Russian beetroot

imma give my boy a Russian beetroot tonight
by anonymouspotato911 November 10, 2020
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russian clothesline

When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.
I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had

dont tell the cops plz
by Electrum55 November 8, 2018
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The Russian Wipe

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.
The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.
by cupidsvixen November 16, 2019
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