silent roommate

Marijuana grown in one's house as a means of paying rent, utilities and other bills.

Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...

by saluteyoursharts July 16, 2015

Gone Roomba

Cleaning the house by randomly meandering from task to task, letting what you see next direct what you clean next.

Friend #1: Dude, fantastic gathering last night, but Jesus, the place has been ghettoized!!
Friend #2: No worries- my roommate is clean freak and has already gone Roomba- he'll have it sorted in about an hour.

by Asclepius Minora September 12, 2015

Mega Roomie

A very large roommate

Megs is my mega roomie 4 lyfe.

by Megaroomiekyle November 1, 2015

New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.

New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!

by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 2, 2017

Dusty Roomba

When a lesbian sticks a feather duster up her bum while eating pussy.

See 3rd definition for roomba

Damn, Jenny's new girlfriend gave her a dusty roomba on their first date.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

Redneck Roomba

Duct Tape

Carl, use the redneck roomba

by ShadowHex January 1, 2018

Chat rooms

A collection of virtual jungles where the golden age of internet trolling took place. Once a vibrant community of hating on Jews, blacks, and emos, chat rooms have since gone the way of the Dodo thanks to google’s ever-expanding autocracy.

Person 1: Hey, remember when chat rooms were a thing?

Person 2: Yeah, I used to use them all the time, until they got sucked up into the underside of google’s giant nipple-fold.

by Arthur Van Graff May 5, 2018