I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

PUT-UH-RITE

Put-uh-rite is what you do with someone or something that you should have left rite where it was.
Because it was meant to be seen, Not touched, Not moved, and Definitely not admired so much you take it home....

I have to take and

put-uh-rite him because he is not what he seems.

by Mrs. KNOWITALL. December 15, 2020

Party-put

The act of putting things away in a bizarre and chaotic order as a result of smoking too much meth while doing it.

It was a perfect! But then my friends showed up and took it apart and party-put it back together.

by ThatDamnLetiStarr August 3, 2016

Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021

Putting the Banana in the Bag

Taking action that advances a situation, or pushes something or someone forward.

Putting an unripe banana into a paper bag makes the banana ripen faster.

Conversely, messing up or taking a step backwards from a goal would be taking the banana out of the bag.

"Will just bought that girl a drink and took her to the dance floor. He's really putting the banana in the bag tonight."

"You're gonna skip the gym again tonight Berkelee? Really taking the banana out of the bag smh"

"This banana is green. I'm going to put the banana in the bag so I can eat it with breakfast tomorrow"

by MisterHaku May 24, 2018

Putative

The quickest way to dry out an object, especially wetsuits after use in surfing.

Yeah I could have dried it outside but putative does it twice as fast!

by Vegas95 September 29, 2021

Put it in the freezer

Similar to "putting this on the back burner", "adding this to the parking lot", or "taking this offline", this is used to tell someone that you are pausing the conversation and will be discussing it at a later date.

Tyson told the conference that he would put it in the freezer and would be thawing this topic out on our next call when we have gathered more info.

by Lpolloloco May 29, 2024