Logan Paul

A white ass crack who likes to look at dead bodies and then has the nerve and the mental retardation to say "HOLY SHIT LETS POST IT!"

Hi i need to take a poo but also known as a Logan paul

by The Modernized Philosopher June 28, 2018

Jake paul

Someone that everyone one hates on you tube but shouldn't because if you met him in person you probably would be his friend if he didn't have you tube or still be his friend and STOP HATING also he isn't just famous from his brother lots of people wouldn't just subscribe for his brother logan Paul some people like his content SO BACK OFF HATERS

Haters " I hate him so much "

We're haters until they meet him " jake Paul

is so nice wish I was his friend and could hang out with him he has a big heart "

by Guhihi zdv km November 26, 2017

Logan Paul

Is a popular social media star well known on vine, This Blonde Choch has a family/fandom named the logang which you hating people can join because logan is a amazing person, anyways logan is everyone’s hero :)

omg have you heard this new song logan Paul is releasing soon?

by Lauren is best personn January 29, 2018

Jake Paul meatrider

A Jake Paul meatrider, otherwise known as the dick eating sensation "The Fan", is an online personality who had Jake's nuts so far down his throat that it blacked his memory out and he woke up as a KSI "fan".

Jake Paul meatriders like to pose for pics with Jake and claim to be a KSI supporter.

"Ayo, have you seen The Fan's jab?"

"You mean that Jake Paul meatrider? The only jab he's got is the one for his diabetes type 2."

by SullySaysWords July 7, 2023

paul bunyan flapjack

the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.

person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"

by Barnaby Jones November 7, 2007

Paul's Miller Time

The time in which a worthless co-worker spends his "work day" playing on the internet, emailing friends, listening to shitty music and generally being a fat waste of space. It also helps if he is extremely stupid and asks a lot of mindless questions.

That cracker ass wigger is the laziest worthless piece of shit I've ever seen. Why does he smell like sour skin and how does he keep his job?

Shhh....He's surfing the net enjoying Paul's Miller Time.

by Fist Me July 14, 2006

paul dano fan

virgins for lives

"I just had sex because im not a *paul dano fan*"

by myballsarehumungouslol March 31, 2022