work-tarded

An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.

Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."

Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."

by ShamelessGuy May 13, 2014

Pretty work

A universal term used by sportfisherman to dignify: organization, cleanliness, good actions, opportunities successfully executed, etc. on the high seas.

Yep, there ya go, pretty work… got em on the edge… went 2/3, easy livin.

by Luna$&@1 January 12, 2022

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

nuts work

another way to say something is a “crazy move”

“the guy i was hooking up with asked me for a Raya referral”

“that’s nuts work”

by crazyozzyboy January 11, 2025

crazy work

You say something is, "crazy work" when you have to go out of your way for it. AKA, bending over backwards for something or someone. AKA, doing the most.

Crazy work that I gotta go to your job to see you!!

by craazyworkk June 12, 2024

working rag

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!

i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!

by michael foolsley April 7, 2011

#work

anal tycoon

that girl better #work she is a big queef

by clitrubber44 August 28, 2018