National slap balls day

Aug 30 is national slap balls day go slap a guy or maybe even girls nuts

Hey bob, lemme slap your nuts. It is national slap balls day.

by Slithery will August 29, 2019

National coming out day

National coming out day, November 31st.

All the closeted LGBTQIA+‘s should come out of the closet and go down in those homophobes.

You shouldn’t be afraid to be something you can control be who you are.

If they don’t accept you, there the problem not you.

Someone: Hey, did you know it’s November 31st?

Someone else: It’s National coming out day!

by anonymous October 22, 2020

National Child Labor Day

On May 4, people will boast about how much school sucks, and how it's literally unmissable,

Prepare to vandalize, terrorize, and infiltrate schools, for it is National Child Labor Day

by Ku Klux Klonoa November 17, 2021

National Cum Sock Day

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year

Happy National Cum Sock Day.

by CumSocks69 April 11, 2019

national e-girl day

National E-Girl Day takes place on the 2nd of February every year, this is a special day where it is completely acceptable to dress like an e-girl even if it is not your usual style

Boy : hey bro why does Lisa have a shit ton of eyeliner and a graphic tee on ??
Other Boy : oh haven't you heard, it's national e-girl day today

by waitrose carrier bag December 16, 2019

National Appreciate Gina Day

National Appreciate Gina Day takes place on April 20th. The day would be filled with nothing but the appreciation of Gina and even constantly hitting on her (even if she tells you repeatedly to stop)

Guy: “Happy National Appreciate Gina Day!....shit I have a rock hard boner now”

by GooseDefinitions May 28, 2018

national kick dick day

you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back

it’s national kick dick day!

by Dododa October 13, 2020