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National eating pussy day

On June 28th every year, go and get some pussy, and eat the pussy up good! Have her breathing heavy and body shaking!
Today is where eating pussy is allowed on national eating pussy day.
by James_____ June 24, 2019
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national suck dick day

on august 12th is national suck dick day ! if you don’t suck ya bae’s dick you a lame!
omg it’s national suck dick day

(boy)- suck my dick
(girl) - ofc its national suck dick day !
by i live for everything August 1, 2019
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National grab dick day

April 13 is national grab dick day where it’s ok to grab dick wit no problem
by Minuit maid juice May 25, 2018
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National suck dick day

baby go on ur knees as if your about to pray

Y baby?
Cuz today is national suck dick day
by Yeeee boi yt June 23, 2018
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National Bite People Who Annoy You Day

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
by LostOnTheLine August 20, 2016
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National Dick Me Down Day

A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down
Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready
by BigDaddyD69 April 11, 2017
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