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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
by mark'smom March 10, 2025
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Mark Lee

Karina: You know what the rumors are saying?

Giselle: No, what are they saying?

Karina: Are saying that Renjun is absolutely fully capable

Giselle: Oh, you mean like Mark Lee?
by that yangyang fan April 2, 2022
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Mark

A cunt, a fat bitch that just sucks dick all day. A guy with a fat ass and a small penis. He has no social life nor friends. Just a dickhead
A “ Yo fuck you Mark, you cunt”
Mark “We do you not like you man
by We live in a society February 29, 2020
mugGet the Markmug.

Skib Mark

A streak of feces found on a child's underwear, particularly a child of the Gen Alpha group.
That kid has a serious Skib Mark visible to all these people!
by MandoManny June 19, 2025
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marked up

to have hickeys
by iwthuwaitfc September 3, 2023
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The neanderthal mark

When you are having sexual encounters with an individual and you suddenly notice their ex's name is still tattooed on them you suddenly jizz on the name and use your dick to leave your mark
I gave her the neanderthal mark.
by Anne$pitz November 27, 2022
mugGet the The neanderthal markmug.

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