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Mike quilter

Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.
by johndeereo October 14, 2011
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Mike Higson

Wow this guys a computer geek

He must be a Mike Higson !!
by may_b December 1, 2011
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mike riveraing

"i didnt want to die so i went mike riveraing
by jim cod November 9, 2011
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Butter Mike

A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.
Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.
by Starviolet November 24, 2018
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Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..
Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden
by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018
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Mike Dunn

Quite a man, loves his Nintendo (especially in more personal ways) a bit of a living meme
by Tallasaur November 29, 2018
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michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
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