Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.

"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"

by RedDevil9001 July 4, 2022

Lefterner

A political/worldview term, used to describe anyone roughly left-of-center. Occasionally misspelled and/or misconstrued as "leftleaners" -- a left-leaner (hyphenated) is a moderate leftist; lefterners are not necessarily left-leaners.

All Democrats are lefterners.

by Timothy P. July 19, 2022

Left Thumb Ring

When a woman wears a left thumb ring it signifies she's a Lesbian, on the other hand, If a man wears a left thumb ring, it signifies he's gay.

Wow, she's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay girls are going for her.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.

by sharkmother September 14, 2022

left handed

The description of a person that is 'special' in their own way.

Hey, that guy over there is left handed.

by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022

Lefteris

A smelly greek cunt who thinks he’s the shit. Smells like old cheese and oil, massive nose and built like a terminator.

“Hey you know Lefteris”
“Yeah, he’s a cunt”

by Yvchtscnhvngxgrxrgcghbn October 20, 2022

Left Cunt

Someone who is being a right cunt, but you left them standing on the corner with their genitals in their hands.

He was trying to be a right smart ass cunt, but only looked like a little bitch when he got left cunted with his dick in his hand.

by Kazzie B October 25, 2022