Do a Kwan

The act of going to have a wank in the school toilets.

Joe: Where are you off Ieuan
Ieuan: I'm off to do a Kwan
Joe: Well done Lad

by Cunt2001 June 6, 2017

doing a sex

According to Geoff Ramsey, having sex; in the process of having sexual intercourse.

"So uh, the lady and I, we were doing a sex..."

by Sherman Mikhail Lambchops January 11, 2015

Doing a Scotty

To be in a position to make the most difference, then make a complete pigs breakfast of it only to then try and take credit for other peoples hard work when they fix it.

We almost lost the game, but our strikers managed to get one extra goal - now our goalie is 'doing a scotty'.

by Mooseticles August 30, 2021

do rah

when you or another person do rah

"do rah" means to do rah together or alone, therefore "omg i did rah..."

by noproof July 10, 2023

Doing a Lynndie

A form of humiliation first popularized by Lynndie England in Abu Ghraib. Involves forcing male captives to stand naked with bags on their heads while a guard stands pointing awkwardly at their dangling parts, all while holding a cigarette limply in their mouth.

A: What should we do with these terrorists?
B: Get a picture of me doing a Lynndie!

by CIAciaCIA October 13, 2008

face-do

The styling or cut of facial hair. Like a hair-do except for the hair on your face.

Stan: Bob's sporting the flava savor.
Ebony: Nah. That's a soul patch. It's his new face-do.
moustachebeard

by TemplarDC January 19, 2011

Jell-do

A dildo made of Jell-o.

My girlfriend wanted a Jell-do for her birthday, so I made her one last night

by Chillosophy August 7, 2017