long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 15, 2020

Mercer Island

Mercer Island is full of rich white kids who do not know there place in this world. I hope you see this rich while kids of mercer island because you most likely do crack so bye.

Mercer island is a lovely community full of rich white/ Asian kids

by Clanker November 25, 2018

The Lonely Island (BLER)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lonely Island (BLER)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 03, 2016

Deep In Long Island

A word people be using to describe a place that is very far out and isolated from The City (NYC) in Long Island

Person 1: Yo you know where I can go to get that?
Person 2: Nah you gotta go deep in long island for that
Person 1: I'm not going that far

by dictionaryman97272 March 28, 2022

the fire island

This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.

"I'm going to show you the Fire Island tonight, ho"

by NoComment00 April 27, 2007

Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.

I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.

by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 04, 2017